Vote for Romney or go to Hell?
Somebody tell me this pamphlet is not from a tax-exempt fucking church.
Just watched Season 7, episode 1 of Supernatural where Cas is God. He killed every pastor, preacher, politician etc who preached false information like this. It made me deviously happy.
Choice B, please. I’d sell my soul just for the free birth control and consider it a good bargain; everything else Obama brings to the table is just icing on the cake.
Wait, I missed there part where voting for a president was the exact same thing as making them your god.